Signs of The Country

1. Your detour takes you to another detour making an 8 mile trip closer to 20 miles.
2. 800 feet of road closed with no warning or detour signs equals guess & go methods.
3. 15 passenger van with at least 15 kids and more piling in the door.
4. Pontiac G6 (2000+) parked beside a sun-faded Kia with broken windshield wipers stuck mid-wipe on the passenger side.
5. Ferrah Faucet hair, bright pink overalls with matching long-sleeve shirt loading groceries into a 1990's Cherokee 4x4 in the Walmart parking lot.
6. 9pm at Walmart has more life than the main strip through town – even with it being a truck route.