At the Sunday lunch table.
Me: "So Rachael, what did you learn in Sunday School today?"
Rachael: "[Specific little girl] wasn't sharing and I was listening."
- rotten.-
Me: "What did you LEARN in Sunday School today?"
Daddy: "What was the lesson that you learned?"
Rachael: Quickly, "I don't know" Shoved noodles into her mouth.
- Thank you, teenager.-
Daddy: "Yes you do too know. Think about what you learned."
Rachael: ..... "about Josiah."
Mommy: eyes the story paper sent home with Rachael.
Daddy: "What did he do?"
Rachael: Quickly, "I don't know." More noodles.
- we wait -
Rachael: "He cleaned up."
Mommy: "then what happened?"
Rachael: "I don't know."
Daddy: "Did he find something?"
Rachael: "The BIBLE SCROLL!"
Mommy: "And then they read it to the people and the people knew what God wanted them to do.
Rachael: shoveling in more pasta.
Mommy: Turning to Abi, "Is that what you learned too?"
Rachael: "No. She didn't learn anything. She just walked around, she wouldn't do a paper and she ate animal crackers."
- Sorry Abi, better luck next time. ;)
And thus you have it: the Sunday Morning Recap... from the mouth of our two year old.
(sigh) - love her.
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